Sailing to the best pubs in the South of England. Dave gets in trouble by going sailing on his wedding anniversary.

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March the 6th and look at this son yeah

but how do I know it's March yeah what's

up Bart's the six can you believe this

can you believe it let's have a

confessional come on is a very special

day about Salem when we mate which

should you do sign him with him I'm a

Marxist if oh it's my anniversary today

Oh 38 years 38 years must remember that

what a wait I mean listen listen you

could be out shopping with your wife

finer another ring all that stuff you

buy all that stuff that expensive stuff

you buy or you could even be taking her

out for lunch

she she's at 38 37 nd that's it now I

can have one so I am coming away on my

anniversary with him it's not our

anniversary this will actually first of

all we needed some it's a meryl Dyke Mac

gun you know you had a broken thing on

the back and this is a material forget

that we've done some sausage rolls very

nice we have any mustard oh we got a

safe yourself great

I've actually I mean when was the last

time you cooked lunch for me or brought

me sausage rolls I've ever done but I've

never forgotten the mustard that's true

he's been reluctant to talk to me but

he's lost something else overboard and I

think he's afraid of what Rachel's gonna

say I need to try and tease it out for

him so come on what is it you've

actually lost them aboard again what

have you lost overboard again you bring

keep bringing this up yeah but it's cuz

it's such a habit what is it there's

gone GoPro cam what did you lose because

it's funny

you've lost iPads I brought why you love

the GoPros useful to behind this freak

yeah I was pretty man mouth yeah you got

a great shot of us mooring up I remember

so I brought a clip it clips it has this

strong spring clip in it it sort of goes

in your pocket oh yeah we're right and I

was anchored up over at Kara right now

more I put the pontoon over cows and I

swung my arm like that

does it not slow about MacLaren's marina

now yeah doesn't play it clearly well

there's a moral there somewhere I'll

lead you all to draw your own

conclusions come with me a minute some

comments please about this

don't know what you think about that

really we haven't gone anchor basically

because if something happens and we need

to drop our anchor quickly engine

failure in the tight river we'd have to

go down hunt through all these cupboards

find the key bring the key up here get

down there undo that padlock so I was

out is 10 minutes they're gone SEC boys

got to say about it it's gonna have a

little chat reading mr. Oliver I've just

been forward yeah just before a tiara up

to the bow you don't seem to have a

usable anchor a very usable anchor I'll

just put the key away put the key way

it's not midnight it's been locked all

day yeah because I knew that in such

benign conditions we even if we should

need the anchor wouldn't take these

shapes of a nanny goats tell to unlock

it ah I have the key already proper

preparation convinced myself convinced

myself surface what are the joys of

leaving brexit we can rename this jiff

its proper they tell you that I don't

wanna be accused of being unromantic I

just texted my wife happy anniversary

did you get she certainly liked this

thing man oh that's a kid he said what

clean it smells like I have that smell

on my boat

no I notice today again all the cushion

covers take them off a bit bit at a time

now unless it's a really big mistake now

no just listen there's a chronic or

OxiClean and if your boat cushions get

mildew which wine do every year to

varying degrees you just soak them in

OxiClean in a bucket overnight and

they're as good as new they're popular

through the washing machine normal wash

so we do it every year and it just

completely refreshes the cushions it

gets rid of any mildew could that be

what attracts the Flies onto this boat

there's an awful lot of flies on this

boat I've noticed you undo that unzip

your sail bag there is no problem come

out you swallow them I don't know what

it is I mean I know what does attract

flies I know one thing that attracts

flies but I don't know what it is on

this boat that attracts flies sorry what

was that you just try to detract

attention from losing their GoPro yeah

it's all about that yeah

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lovely guy for wedding anniversary this

that was a nice day great way to spend

your wedding in the bathroom

we better plus we've got a great story

but lost yeah another expensive toy

overboard - I'm Jordan I sat in on

Sunday why some dammit he killed a horse

wisest Rachel's birthday on son I think

we're all about to go safely something

give her a break she needs a break that

she hey Dave it's

fixations tomorrow England versus Wales

give me a whale

I know what you're on there I know why

he's saying this he's in trouble

I've enjoyed today's sailing and it was

my wife's it was our wedding anniversary

it works but again it's not free it

wasn't a free day I pay for and tomorrow

is when I pay for it yeah so yes Mary's

gonna go to Mario's Thank You his wife

out on a birthday gift we should play

hangman everybody we do Mary gives me

their sanity it's got a summer Shore

sound in the middle so make your

shopping finish is about for you got

back in time you've got a job list you

reckon Wow yeah

there was theory that I don't have to do

I messed it up last is hardly any bugs

she wasn't happy at the front of our

house look decimated so wisteria

tomorrow and possibly painting live the

garages but even there's better fish

doctor it's gonna be mobbed implicit be

wearing coronavirus moths if this is a

good time to actually change your

attitude about Corona Myers pretend

you're really concerned and it's really

bad to go out to public spaces with was

an interesting felt I think you should

try them now there's an interesting

thought

and some with it standing and watching

the rug baby the safest thing we can

teach our son

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